WORDS FOR THE CHARMS
just suggestions

The difference
between
Stupidity and
Genius
 

GENIUS
has its
Limits

God grants
you years to
live, He
must be
knowing
 

The earth has
angels too few 
and heaven is
overflowing

Love doesn't
make the
world go
around
 

But it makes
the ride
worthwhile

#100

#101

#102
 

My wife
wanted
to go some place
expensive

 

So I drove her
 to the
gas statio

As long as
there are
tests
 

There will
be prayer
in schools

You want it
you will
find a way

If
You don't
you will find
an excuse.

#103

#104

#105
 

Dear God
Thanks for
the baby
brother.

But I 
really
wanted a
Puppy

Her mind
was
like a
steel trap.

 

That was left
out so long
it rusted
shut    

We are not
human beings
going through a
temporary
spiritual
experience

We are spiritual
beings going
through a
temporary
human
experience

#106

#107

#108
 

Dear God
Is it hard to love
everyone
in the world?
 

My family
has 4 people and I
can
never do it.

I just want
to be the
person my
dog thinks
I am
 

Picture of
your dog

THAT
WAS
YESTERDAY

THIS IS
TODAY

#109

#110

#111
 

Don't be
to open
minded

 

Your brains
could
fall out.

Have faith
as a
mustard seed

 

And you
can move
mountains

Pick your
battles big
enough to
matter
 

And small
enough
to win

#112

#113

#114
 

Point A  = born
Point B = die

IN
BETWEEN
KICK ASS

Do not
resent
growing old

Many are
denied
that
privilege

NO
TRESPASSING
 

VIOLATORS
WILL BE
SHOT

$115 

#116

#117
 

Everyone
has a
purpose
in life

If only
to be the
horrible
example

Life is
a
BIG CANVAS
 

Throw all
the paint
you can

Laughter
to
cheer you

Those you
LOVE
near you

#118 

#119

#120
 

I HAD THE
RIGHT TO
REMAIN
SILENT

I JUST
DIDN'T
HAVE THE
ABILITY

I
AM A
CRAFTER
 

Don't
MESS
with my
glue gun

I
AM A
CRAFTER
 

And you
CAN'T
do it
yourself

#121 

#122

#123
 

I
AM A
CRAFTER

BUY ONE
then see if you
can copy it

I may not
be the
person I
want to be

 

But I am
a better
person than
I used to be

SUCCESS
STOPS
when you do

But only
you can do it
permanently

#124

#125

#126 
 

NO ONE
CAN RUIN
YOUR DAY
 

WITHOUT
YOUR
HELP

I'M NOT
SURFING
THE NET

 

I'M
STILL
WADING

THINGS
YOU SAY
ARE
OPINIONS
 

THINGS
I SAY
ARE
FACTS

#127

#128 

#129
 

It doesn't
matter
where you
have been
 

Only where
you are
going.

THE DOG
My owner feeds
 me, loves me
SHE must be
GOD
 

THE CAT
My owner feeds
me, loves me
I must be
God
 

With my luck
when my train
comes in..

I'll be
at the
airport

#130 

#131

#132
 

TEAM
WORK
MAKES

DREAM
WORK

The hardest
years are...

Between
10 and
70

NO
MATTER
HOW YOU
FEEL


 

GET UP
DRESS UP
SHOW UP

#133

#134

#135
 

GOD
MAKES THE
BEST
CHOCOLATE

MAN
CHOOSES
THE CUP

IF YOU
DON'T HAVE
THE
BEST

Make the
best
of what
you have.
 

YOU ARE
TOO
BLESSED

TO
BE
STRESSED

#136

#137 

#138
 

EAT MORE
FOODS
THAT
GROW ON
PLANTS
 

LESS FOODS
THAT ARE
MADE
IN PLANTS

LIFE
ISN'T
FAIR BUT...
 

IT'S
STILL
GOOD

MAKE
PEACE
WITH THE
PAST

 SO YOU
 DON'T
WASTE
THE PRESENT

#139

#140

#141
 

May your
pockets be
heavy
 

and your
heart be
light

THINK

In 100 year
will it
matter?

May your
neighbors
respect you

And trouble
neglect
you

#142 

#143 

#144
 

May good
luck
pursue you

each
 morning
and each
night

May the
roof above
never fall in
 

And the
friends below
never fall
out
 

May the
IRISH hills
caress
you
 

May her
lakes and
rivers
bless you

#145

#146

#147
 

TODAY
is a
GIFT
 

That's why
they call it
the
PRESENT

MAY THE
MOST YOU
WISH FOR
 

BE THE
LEAST
YOU GET

BLUE SKIES
ABOVE
YOU

SHAMROCKS
BENEATH
YOUR FEET

#148

#149 

#150
 

WARM FIRE
FOR THE
COLD

DOWN
HILL
TO YOUR
DOOR

5 DAYS
A WEEK MY
BODY IS A
TEMPLE

 

The other 2
It's an
Amusement
Park

Learn from
your parent's
mistakes

USE
BIRTH
CONTROL

#151

#152

153
 

Money isn't
everything
 

But it
keep the
kids
in touch

When
Blondes
have
more fun

Do they
know
it?

I
LOVE
YOU

WITH
ALL
MY ART

#154

#155 

#156
 

Good thing
about
Alzheimer's
 

You meet
new people
every day

Red Meat
is not bad
for you

Green Fuzzy
meat is
BAD
For you
 

You are
BORN
wet and
hungry
 

THEN
THINGS
GET
WORSE

#157

#158

#159
 

MY
LIFE
 

IS
MY
HOBBY

Never
under
estimate the
power of

 

Stupid
people
in a
group.
 

THE
PERFECT
PLACE
is between

 

OLD
ENOUGH
and to
young to care

#160 

#161

#162
 

NO TRESPASSING
violators
will be shot
 

SURVIVORS
will be
shot again.

If what
I said makes
sense

We both
have a
problem

Artificial
intelligence
is no match
 

for
NATURAL
STUPIDITY

#163

#164 

#166 
 

If there is
order in the
Nation
 

There will
be Peace
in the World

The strength
of the pack
is the wolf
 

The strength
of the wolf
is the pack
 

Better the
blow of
a friend
 

Than the
Kiss
of an enemy

#167

#168 

#169
 

I am a
bomb
technician

If you see me
running
try to keep up

May all who
work for
world peace

BE
BLESSED

May the
good in your
heart

BE
MAGNIFIED

#170 

#171

#172 
 

Keep words
soft and
Sweet

Just in case
you have
to eat them

KEEP
THE
BOOKS
 

BURN
THE
CENSORS

Just because
I'm
alone...please
 

Don't
think I'm
Lonely

#173

#174

#175 
 

Go
fascinate
someone else

PLEASE

ATTACK
LIFE

It's going
to kill you
anyway

AGE IS
Important
 

ONLY to
Wine and
cheese

#176

#177

#178
 

Forget
the troubles
that pass your
way
 

Never
forget the
blessings that
come
each day

If you want
things
better
tomorrow
 

Do
something
different
today

Learn from
Other's
Mistakes
 

You don't
have time
to them a

#179 

#180

#181
 

PLEASE
Don't make
ME
 

CALL
SECURITY

Forget the
friends
Untrue

 

But
remember
the ones that
stuck by you

Turn you
face to the
sun
 

And the
shadows
fall
behind you
 

#182

#183 

#184
 

Age and
Treachery
 

Will
triumph over
Youth and skill

CAT LOVERS
know the
luxury of
fur-coated

 

Musical,
hot-water
bottles

Don't
drink and
drive

You might
hit a bump
and spill
some

#185

#186

#187 
 

If at first
you don't
succeed
 

If at first
you don't
succeed
 

READ THE
DIRECTIONS

ONE NATION
UNDER
GOD

Or bite my
skinny ass
and leave

#188 

#189

#190
 

Reality is
an illusion
caused by
 

A
deficiency
of alcohol

GUN
CONTROL
 

USE
BOTH
HANDS

3 OUT OF 4
PEOPLE

Make up
75% of the
population

#191

#192
 

#193 

Illegal Alien=
undocumented
immigrant
   

Drug Dealer=
unlicensed
pharmacist

It's not
whether you
win or lose

It's how
you place
the blame 

SMITH &
WESSON
 

The original
Point and
Click
interface
 

#194

#195
 

196

A fool and
his money

Can throw
one hell
of a party

A friend
is someone
who knows
you
 

And
likes you
anyway

Worry looks
around
Sorry looks
back

FAITH
LOOKS
UP

#197  

#198
 

#199

If your
LIFE IS
A MESS

CRT
ALT
DELETE

MY SISTER
HAS THE
BEST

SISTER
IN THE
WORLD

MY SON
HAS THE
BEST
 

MOM
IN THE
WORLD

#200

#201
 

#202  

MY
DAUGHTER
HAS THE
BEST

MOM
IN THE
WORLD

Tribute to
World's best
MOM

 

IS THE
WORLD
BEST KIDS

I DON'T
WEAR
OUTFITS

 

I
CREATE
TRENDS

#203

#204
 

#205

You
can
try
 

But you
can't
baptize
a cat

You can't
stay
young
forever
 

But you can
be immature
the rest of your
life
 

Wisdom
comes
with age
 

But
sometimes
ages comes
alone

#206

#207
 

#208

I know
all the
answers
 

But Nobody
asks me
the questions

Families
are like
Fudge
 

Mostly sweet
with a few
nuts

If you
think that
no one
cares.

Miss a
payment

#209 

#210
 

#211

You believe
in
psycho-
kinesis?
 

Raise
my
hand

 

Eagles
may
 soar

 

But weasel's
don't get
sucked into
jet engines.

What happens
is you are
scared to
death
 

TWICE

#212

#213
 

#214

If there
are no dogs
in heaven
 

.

I want
to go where
they go

Your dog's
admiration
is..
not
 

evidence
that
you are
wonderful

Most dog
think
Poodles
 

Are a
weird
religious
cult

#215

#216
 

#217

All dogs
I have known
are in heaven
 

But not
all the
humans

WINNERS
Make things
happen
 

LOSERS
let things
happen

Handle
Stress like
your Dog
 

Piss on it
and walk
away

#218

#219
 

#220

Don't
suffer from
insanity

 

ENJOY IT

PMS is call
PMS because

Mad Cow
Disease
is taken

I have a
degree in
Liberal Arts

Do you
want
fries
with that

#221

#222
 

#223

OVER
THE
HILL
 

BETTER
THAN
UNDER IT

May all who
who work for
world peace

Be given
strength and
courage

Spiritual
Fruits or

Religious
nut?

#224

#225
 

#226

No key
for
happiness

The
door
is open

SILENCE
IS
misinterpreted
 

But
Never
Miss-quoted

If you
worry
pray
 

If you
pray
don't worry

#227

#228
 

#229

If you
get
Tangled
Be still

So
God can
untangle
the knot

Be
Kinder
Than
Necessary

Because
everyone
has
stress

The Heart
that gives
 

ALSO
GATHERS

#229

#230
 

#231

Two Silk Worms
had a race.

They ended
up in a
tie

A hole was
punched in the
nudist camp fence

The Police
are looking
into it.

Sign on lawn
at Rehab
Center

Keep off
the Grass

#232

#233
 

#234

You can't
change where
you came from?

Then change
where you
are going!

Some People
are Slinky's
Worthless but..

Fun to
push them
down stairs.

I did not  
hit you!

I just
high 5 'd
your face

#235

#236
 

#237

You can
buy a House

But not a
HOME

You can
buy a Clock

But not
TIME

You can
buy a Bed

But not
SLEEP

#238

#239
 

#240

You can
Buy a
BOOK

But not
KNOWLEDGE

You can
buy
position

But not
RESPECT

You can
buy
Blood

But not
LIFE

#241

#242
 

#243

You can
buy SEX
 

But not
LOVE

Beauty is
in the eye

Of the BEER
HOLDER

GOD must
love stupid
people
 

He made
so many
of them

#244

#245
 

#246

God puts us
here to do
certain things

Right now
I'm so far
behind I'll
never die!
 

A day without
sunshine

is like
night

On the other
hand

The fingers
are
different

#247

#248
 

#249

Remember that
1/2 the people
you know

Are
below
average

He who
laughs
last

thinks
slowest

The early
bird may get
the worm

But the
second
mouse gets
the cheese

#250

#251
 

#252

Support
bacteria

They're the
only culture
some people
have

Change is
inevitable

Except from
the
vending
machine
 

The only
constant is

Change

#253

#254
 

#255

Don't take
down a
fence

until you
remember
why it was up

OK,
so what
is the
speed

of
DARK

If everything
is coming
your way

You are
in the wrong
place

#256

#257
 

#258

Insanity
is
inherited

You get It
from your
children
 

Inside every
older person
wondering

What the
hell
happened?

Light travels
faster than
sound

So some
people are
brighter until
they speak

#259

#260
 

#261

forget the
 chocolates, life
is  more like
Jalapenos

What you do
today, will
burn your ass
tomorrow

Age, skill,
 wisdom
and treachery

Always beat
youth and
arrogance

Be kinder
than
necessary

everyone
is fighting a
battle

#262

#263
 

#264

When
words
fail

MUSIC
SAILS

know
contentment
an you shall  not
be disgraced
 

know
 satisfaction
and you will be
be imperiled

EAT YOUR
LIVE FROG
FIRST

THEN THE
REST OF THE
DAY
will be OK

#266
 

#267

ENJOY
LIFE

there is an
expiration
date
 

Terrifying words
I'm from the
Government
 

I'm here
to help

The Taxpayer
works for the
government

But does not
have to
take the
Civil Service
Exam

#268

#269
 

#270

What would
the 10
commandments
Be like

If Moses had
run them
thru Congress

Government
is like a
Baby

Big Appetite
one end and
no responsibility
at the other
 

If it moves
Tax it
If it keeps moving
regulate it

If it stops
subsidize
it.

#271

#272
 

#273

FIGHT
ORGANIZED
CRIME

ELECT
NO ONE

Aptitude
is not as
important
as

Attitude
for the
best
Altitude
 

Friends don't
let friends
 

take home
ugly men

#274

#275
 

#276

The time
between
naps

#277

#278
 

#279

I had
a handle
on life
 

But the
handle
broke

Forgive
your
enemy

but
remember
the
bastard's
name

Help
a man in
trouble

And he will
remember
you when he
is in trouble again

#280

#281

#282

because it is
illegal to
shoot them

Alcohol
does not
solve problems

But then,
neither
does milk

$283

#284

#285

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